Okay, now I'm searious.

tigress-has-snapped:

alegbra:

penice:

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A PROPANE TANK WITH THEM INTO A MOTEL ROOM LIKE I DON’T EVEN????????

And that’s when you shoot it with people/zombies in the room.

busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

(Source: phreakattack)

bemusedlybespectacled:

deathofadeity:

c-anna-balism:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Christ almight

I’M IN LOVE

paupers-drop:

You never had your car.
-via The Chive-

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

flanoirbunny:

farorescourage:

rebloobable by TWO requests

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE